1 00:00:01,172 --> 00:00:01,912 Hah. 2 00:00:04,525 --> 00:00:06,209 Spencer, would you get that? 3 00:00:06,277 --> 00:00:07,117 It's open. 4 00:00:15,869 --> 00:00:16,703 What are you doing? 5 00:00:16,787 --> 00:00:17,885 Fencing with my robot. 6 00:00:18,055 --> 00:00:18,654 You beating him? 7 00:00:18,706 --> 00:00:20,690 Not yet. 8 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:21,524 But he's scared. 9 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:26,229 Wanna see me take him down? 10 00:00:31,235 --> 00:00:34,337 Hah. Hah. Hah. 11 00:00:39,376 --> 00:00:40,358 Hey, Freddie wants us upstairs 12 00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:42,345 So he can check the lighting before the show. 13 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,513 Before I can even think about iCarly, 14 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:46,516 What is this slop? 15 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,018 That slop is veggie pudding. 16 00:00:48,092 --> 00:00:49,441 My cousins are coming this weekend, 17 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,582 So I have to make stuff they can eat. 18 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:54,004 The Dorfmans are coming here? This weekend? 19 00:00:54,185 --> 00:00:54,518 Yes. 20 00:00:54,586 --> 00:00:55,953 I've told you three times. 21 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:59,123 Awww. 22 00:01:00,319 --> 00:01:03,794 I didn't say I hate them, but, yes. 23 00:01:03,862 --> 00:01:04,862 Well, what's wrong with them? 24 00:01:04,929 --> 00:01:08,098 Besides their last name Being Dorfman? 25 00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,334 And they're just all dorky and goofy and weird 26 00:01:10,335 --> 00:01:12,035 And have allergies and sing songs. 27 00:01:12,036 --> 00:01:13,904 And they stop by here every year 28 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:14,972 When they take their dumb family road trip 29 00:01:14,976 --> 00:01:18,025 To the Fresno raisin parade. 30 00:01:19,077 --> 00:01:19,977 'cause I like you. 31 00:01:20,044 --> 00:01:21,145 Let's go! 32 00:01:21,196 --> 00:01:23,480 Coming. "iCarly" time. 33 00:01:23,481 --> 00:01:25,566 Aha. 34 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,501 What makes you waifs think 35 00:01:27,502 --> 00:01:31,205 You can pass Spencer the fencer? 36 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:35,192 Wait-- don't. 37 00:01:35,243 --> 00:01:37,661 Have a good show. 38 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:41,239 In five, four, three, two 39 00:01:43,239 --> 00:01:45,841 I know, you see. 40 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:50,905 Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful. 41 00:01:52,439 --> 00:01:55,012 Live life, breathe air. 42 00:01:55,239 --> 00:01:57,240 I know somehow we gonna get here. 43 00:01:57,816 --> 00:02:02,603 And feel so wonderful 44 00:02:06,108 --> 00:02:08,576 I'm telling you just how I feel 45 00:02:08,643 --> 00:02:12,680 So wake up the members of my nation 46 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,680 It's your time to be. 47 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:17,051 There's no chance unless you take one 48 00:02:17,119 --> 00:02:23,057 And the time to see the brighter side of every situation. 49 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,158 Somethings are meant to be. 50 00:02:24,158 --> 00:02:25,802 So give your best 51 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:27,297 And leave the rest to me. 52 00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:29,297 Leave it all to me. 53 00:02:30,365 --> 00:02:32,817 Leave it all to me. 54 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:35,938 Just leave it all to me. 55 00:02:36,938 --> 00:02:40,938 iCarly S01E22 iFence 56 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:48,403 Okay, and now for another first on "iCarly." 57 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,122 Sam, you got a mouth of little watermelon seeds? 58 00:02:50,656 --> 00:02:51,371 Uh-huh. 59 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,824 Watch this, people. Go. 60 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:03,489 She spits. She scores. 61 00:03:05,103 --> 00:03:08,239 Till next time. Keep checking us out right here at icarly.com. 62 00:03:08,307 --> 00:03:08,840 Not isnarly. 63 00:03:08,907 --> 00:03:10,708 Isnarly is just a web site of a snarling dog. 64 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:11,742 Not so good. 65 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:12,276 See you. 66 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:12,811 Bye. 67 00:03:14,046 --> 00:03:14,745 And we're out. 68 00:03:14,813 --> 00:03:16,030 Whoo. 69 00:03:16,098 --> 00:03:17,698 Okay people, let's go celebrate. 70 00:03:17,766 --> 00:03:18,854 Whoa, you are not going out. 71 00:03:19,168 --> 00:03:19,943 Why not? 72 00:03:19,968 --> 00:03:21,964 'cause you only have a week left to read your book for school, 73 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,280 And you haven't even started yet. 74 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:26,524 Sam? Read a book? 75 00:03:26,592 --> 00:03:27,725 I can read a book. 76 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:30,328 Name three books you've read. 77 00:03:30,395 --> 00:03:31,397 "Boogie bear, boogie bear II 78 00:03:31,446 --> 00:03:33,235 And boggie bear III the return of boogie bear." 79 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:37,364 Oh, my god, Sam, you never read a real book? 80 00:03:37,403 --> 00:03:38,536 I've been busy. 81 00:03:39,788 --> 00:03:41,533 She couldn't read a book If she tried. 82 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:42,538 Says you. 83 00:03:42,543 --> 00:03:43,346 Wanna bet? 84 00:03:43,346 --> 00:03:43,768 No. 85 00:03:43,909 --> 00:03:44,292 Sure. 86 00:03:44,376 --> 00:03:46,794 Oh. 87 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:48,952 I'll bet you I can read "the penny treasure" 88 00:03:48,985 --> 00:03:50,147 By the end of the week. 89 00:03:50,465 --> 00:03:50,848 Don't bet. 90 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:51,516 It's a bet. 91 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:52,292 And they bet. 92 00:03:54,052 --> 00:03:55,853 And shall we bet the yoozh? 93 00:03:55,921 --> 00:03:56,787 Don't bet the yoozh. 94 00:03:56,787 --> 00:03:57,454 The yoozh it is. 95 00:03:57,756 --> 00:04:01,325 They bet the yoozh. 96 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:09,633 If we go, you promise you'll start reading as soon as you get home? 97 00:04:09,685 --> 00:04:10,616 Yes, mother. 98 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:14,272 You coming? 99 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:14,939 Sure, where? 100 00:04:15,007 --> 00:04:15,606 Glitter gloss? 101 00:04:15,657 --> 00:04:17,942 Ah. 102 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:18,843 What's glitter gloss? 103 00:04:18,911 --> 00:04:21,491 It's the most boring, girliest store ever 104 00:04:21,753 --> 00:04:23,696 Next to build-a-bra. 105 00:04:24,783 --> 00:04:25,649 Oh, let's go there too. 106 00:04:25,701 --> 00:04:26,050 Yeah. 107 00:04:26,118 --> 00:04:27,535 Yeah. I hear they got new glow-in-the-dark straps. 108 00:04:27,536 --> 00:04:28,786 And titanium hooks. 109 00:04:28,854 --> 00:04:30,788 Ah. 110 00:04:30,856 --> 00:04:31,422 You coming or what? 111 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:32,123 No. 112 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:32,506 Good. 113 00:04:32,591 --> 00:04:33,210 Later. 114 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:38,996 Man, I cannot keep hanging out with girls all the time. 115 00:04:39,064 --> 00:04:41,165 You wanna come hang with me at the fencing studio? 116 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:41,999 Is it fun? 117 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,167 Like, what goes on? 118 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:45,019 Just a bunch of guys with swords, 119 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,671 Swinging them around and fighting, 120 00:04:46,672 --> 00:04:47,796 Your basic dude fun. 121 00:04:49,207 --> 00:04:49,974 No gloss. 122 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:50,675 No bras? 123 00:04:50,742 --> 00:04:51,275 Just bros. 124 00:04:51,343 --> 00:04:52,727 -Let's go. -All right. 125 00:04:52,728 --> 00:04:52,810 All right. 126 00:05:02,037 --> 00:05:03,254 Good work. 127 00:05:03,288 --> 00:05:04,062 Nice lunging. 128 00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:09,243 Let's all take a break. 129 00:05:09,328 --> 00:05:10,428 Well, what'd you think? 130 00:05:10,495 --> 00:05:11,996 It's pretty cool. 131 00:05:12,064 --> 00:05:12,759 Can I try? 132 00:05:12,881 --> 00:05:14,081 You think it'd be okay with your mom? 133 00:05:14,082 --> 00:05:14,698 No. 134 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:15,498 Let's do it. 135 00:05:18,754 --> 00:05:21,238 Okay, now, the goal is to land a touch 136 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:22,380 On your opponent like this. 137 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:23,707 Got it. 138 00:05:34,386 --> 00:05:35,252 Like that? 139 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,320 Yeah. 140 00:05:36,388 --> 00:05:37,650 This is your first time fencing? 141 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:38,089 Uh-huh. 142 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:38,406 Wow. 143 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:40,091 And you're already better than me. 144 00:05:40,092 --> 00:05:41,692 Jerk. 145 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,360 What? 146 00:05:42,427 --> 00:05:44,212 Kidding, You sensitive little beast. 147 00:05:44,663 --> 00:05:45,564 Come on, let's go some more. 148 00:05:58,311 --> 00:05:59,044 Hey, Spencer, 149 00:05:59,679 --> 00:06:01,263 You finally find someone you can beat? 150 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,232 What's it to you, Toder? 151 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:06,883 Who's he? 152 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:07,654 Toder. 153 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,072 Just a rotten teenager who thinks he's all bad 154 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,357 Cause he's good at fencing. 155 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,743 How many times have you and me fenced? 156 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,411 Oh, I don't know, like 30? 157 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,570 And how many times have you lost? 158 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:22,921 I don't know, like 30. 159 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,155 Him? 160 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,980 That kid couldn't beat my boy Chop and Cleeshay 161 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,028 Yeah, he couldn't even beat us. 162 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:37,030 I got this. 163 00:06:37,098 --> 00:06:38,765 Talk's cheap, Toder. 164 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:39,399 Spencer. 165 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,433 Is this a challenge? 166 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,302 Cleeshay, did he just Challenge me? 167 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:43,459 I think he just did. 168 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:48,491 Friday night, eight o'clock. Bring your saber. 169 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,976 Come on, guys, 170 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:51,755 Let's go get some French toast. 171 00:06:57,201 --> 00:06:58,992 Dude, why you do that? 172 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,286 I don't know how to fence. 173 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,089 Yeah, but I hate That Doug Toder. 174 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,421 Hey, Spencer. 175 00:07:20,382 --> 00:07:21,165 You guys. 176 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:24,244 One second. 177 00:07:27,732 --> 00:07:30,483 You genius. 178 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:33,803 Come in. 179 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,495 That's a foul. 180 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:46,065 So is your social life. 181 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,700 What's up, Carly girl? 182 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:48,718 I'm making dinner. 183 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:52,388 Oh, mama came at the right time. 184 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,706 So what you got for me to taste? 185 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:54,808 You hate everything. 186 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,543 This is food for my cousins. 187 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,912 Ah, the Dorfmans. 188 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,647 You know how hard it is making dinner for six 189 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,283 Without meat, lactose, sugar, sodium, fat or? 190 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:03,750 How hard? 191 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:06,736 Quite. And don't take this the wrong way, 192 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,221 But why are you here? 193 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:10,643 Because I need some place Quiet to get cracking on this book. 194 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,529 How come you can't read at your house? 195 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:21,067 Ah, 'cause my mom Keeps screaming at the cat to get a job. 196 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,236 Yeah, I don't know. 197 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:26,406 Hey, Carly, Freddie and I Are gonna head over to the fencing studio. 198 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:28,842 No, you have to stay and help me get ready for the Dorfmans. 199 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,076 I'll be back in time to help. 200 00:08:30,127 --> 00:08:32,378 He's got to get me ready to take on Doug Toder. 201 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,113 But you have to help me set the table to make sure-- 202 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,684 Uh, sorry, can't hear you. You're breaking up. 203 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,028 We are not talking on cell phone. 204 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:39,352 Bye. 205 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:40,220 Later kiddo. 206 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:57,557 Wow, man. You are good. You got me like 20 times in a row. 207 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,247 Twenty-two, but who is counting, I am. 208 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,602 All right, kid. 209 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,127 Don't get cocky yet. You're good, 210 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:07,080 But you're not Doug Toder good. 211 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,925 Aww, can Toder do this? 212 00:09:17,525 --> 00:09:19,626 Yes. 213 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,861 Better practice some more. 214 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,384 Okay 215 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:37,357 Come check out this clip some kid sent in iCarly. This is insane. 216 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:39,674 You wanna know who is insaner? 217 00:09:39,819 --> 00:09:41,450 The Dorfmans are gonna be here any second, 218 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:43,730 Did you try calling him? 219 00:09:43,747 --> 00:09:44,289 No, Sam. 220 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,232 I'm just keeping myself 221 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:48,988 On warm here between my cheek and my shoulder. 222 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,056 He's not answering. 223 00:09:50,817 --> 00:09:52,145 Well, maybe something Important came up. 224 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:57,674 Stop. Seriously. Okay 225 00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:00,376 If he was doing something important, then why didn't he just call me? 226 00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:03,079 And--the Dorfmans. Ew. 227 00:10:04,464 --> 00:10:06,598 I'll be upstairs reading. 228 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:06,882 No. 229 00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:09,351 Stay here and have dinner with us. 230 00:10:11,204 --> 00:10:11,537 Sam. 231 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:12,237 Okay. 232 00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:13,138 Yay. 233 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:17,059 I'm not eating any of that jank food you made. 234 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:18,110 Hello, Carly. 235 00:10:18,177 --> 00:10:20,479 Hi. 236 00:10:20,547 --> 00:10:22,214 Hello. 237 00:10:22,282 --> 00:10:22,848 This is my friend Sam. 238 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:24,066 Sam, this is my uncle Barry, 239 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,051 My aunt Tess, and my cousins, 240 00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:29,597 What's that thing around his neck? 241 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:34,159 Oh, Ozlottis has a scab on his chin. 242 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,621 The cone keeps him from picking at it. 243 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,431 I'm out. 244 00:10:39,499 --> 00:10:43,469 Be right back. 245 00:10:43,536 --> 00:10:44,970 You said you'd have dinner with us. 246 00:10:44,971 --> 00:10:48,206 Yes. And then I met them. 247 00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:48,707 Come on, 248 00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:50,442 Spencer's not back yet, and I don't think I can make it 249 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:52,311 Through an evening alone With the Dorfmans. 250 00:10:52,312 --> 00:10:54,279 Oh, how bad can it be? 251 00:10:54,347 --> 00:10:55,981 Row, row, row your boat 252 00:10:56,049 --> 00:10:58,100 Gently down the stream 253 00:10:58,184 --> 00:10:59,217 Merrily, merrily 254 00:10:59,236 --> 00:11:00,319 Merrily, merrily 255 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,221 Life is but a dream 256 00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:04,273 Merrily down the stream 257 00:11:04,357 --> 00:11:06,589 Row, row, row your boat. 258 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:17,365 Duck. Duck. Duck. 259 00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:18,445 Goose-- 260 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:21,116 Carly, now you have to chase Faye. 261 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,899 Okay. 262 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,518 Come here, Faye. 263 00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:27,452 Hi. 264 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,154 Sorry, I am late. 265 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,022 Hello, Spencer. 266 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:30,389 Me too. 267 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:30,922 Spencer. 268 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:31,890 Hi. 269 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,891 We missed you at dinner. 270 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,327 Listen, I feel really bad about being late, 271 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,947 But I was helping Carly's friend, Freddie, with his fencing. 272 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:43,168 Yeah, not good enough. 273 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,670 Dorfman gotta hit the road. 274 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:47,105 Yes, we have a long drive To Fresno. 275 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,473 Right, for the raisin parade. 276 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,909 We haven't missed the raisin parade in 12 years. 277 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,845 Ozlottis has a scab on his chin. 278 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,964 Okay. Come on, family. 279 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:56,715 Bye, Spencer. 280 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:57,215 Bye. 281 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,935 Carly. Bye. We will see you next. 282 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,723 It's nature's fruit. 283 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,324 You're mad at me. 284 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,024 Yep. 285 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,461 But the time just got away From me 286 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,464 Well, I wish the time had gotten away from me, but no. 287 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,001 I got to spend the last two hours on planet Dorfman 288 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,736 You have every right to be mad. 289 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:18,736 Clearly. 290 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,307 See, Freddie's got to fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder. 291 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,809 I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder. 292 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,343 But-- 293 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:24,676 Eh-- 294 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,043 Carly-- 295 00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:27,179 I said, "Eh." 296 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,805 Your fencing-with-Freddie days is over. 297 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:29,615 But-- 298 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,984 No more fencing with Freddie. 299 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,385 Okay. 300 00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:34,620 And since I made you suffer through-- 301 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,322 I did suffer. 302 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,924 I'll help you Clean up the kitchen. 303 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,391 No. 304 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,562 You'll go in there and you'll clean up the kitchen yourself. 305 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,240 Okay. 306 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,197 Sam, you can come back downstairs now. 307 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,364 The Dorfmans left so-- 308 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:24,002 Shh. 309 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,705 You're actually reading your book. 310 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,438 Sure am. 311 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,619 I am impressed. 312 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,542 Who's the dude? 313 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,476 David. 314 00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:33,130 I hired him read the book to me. 315 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,845 Then why is he rubbing your feet. 316 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,182 'cause he was late 317 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,085 So I started Reading the book myself and it is fantastic. 318 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:40,852 These things are great. 319 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,822 It's like TV in your head. 320 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,193 I already paid the kid. 321 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,662 I had to make him do something. 322 00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:54,166 Please call my mother. 323 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,333 Harder. 324 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:00,372 Well, I guess this is it, 325 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,561 Senor saber. I will never thrust you again 326 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,864 It's open. 327 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:09,865 What's up, Spence? 328 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,317 -Nothing. -Come on. 329 00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:13,402 I just had a nap, 330 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,226 Drank two cans of peppy cola, and now I am ready for action. 331 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:20,626 I can't. 332 00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:21,368 Why not? 333 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,609 Carly got mad at me for missing dinner with the Dorfmans. 334 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,468 So you're just gonna let your little sister tell you what to do? 335 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,035 Oh, come on. 336 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:30,997 Don't go getting-- 337 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:37,909 What was that? 338 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,646 I sliced your banana. 339 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,933 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 340 00:14:58,823 --> 00:14:59,370 Give me it. 341 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,269 You promised me no more fencing. 342 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,872 He sliced my banana. 343 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,189 Anyway, you can't stop us from fencing. 344 00:15:09,645 --> 00:15:10,589 Oh, can't I. 345 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,040 Where is she going? 346 00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:14,867 I don't know. 347 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,659 Either of you guys got any lotion? 348 00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:22,704 Sorry, buddy. 349 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,384 Nope. 350 00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:26,758 Who's that? 351 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,112 No idea. 352 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,630 He what? 353 00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,147 My mom. 354 00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:35,417 Oh, my god. 355 00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:38,854 How dare you teach Freddie Something as dangerous as fencing? 356 00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,856 Mom, you don't know anything about fencing. 357 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,957 It's not dangerous. 358 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,725 I know more about fencing than you think. 359 00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,027 You're coming home with me Right now 360 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,061 And having a tick bath. 361 00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:47,229 I don't have ticks. 362 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,098 'cause the tick baths are working, aren't they? 363 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,400 Tick bath. 364 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:52,634 I should give you one. 365 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,810 Hey, Sam. 366 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,780 We found a tub of old mayonnaise in the dumpster by the cafeteria. 367 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:05,981 We're gonna fill these balloons with it 368 00:16:05,982 --> 00:16:06,936 And throw it at Ms. Briggs' car. 369 00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:07,865 Come on. 370 00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,907 Shh. reading. 371 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,304 Make sure you get her windshield. 372 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:20,645 Hi. 373 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,263 Hey. 374 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,431 Freddie. 375 00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:23,607 I'm sorry about the tick bath. 376 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,502 I was just really mad at Spencer so I-- 377 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,183 I am not upset about the tick bath. 378 00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:29,539 I get those every other week. 379 00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,608 It's just-- 380 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:35,470 Well, I do iCarly with you and Sam all the time, 381 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,677 And I love it. 382 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,632 But it was just kinda cool 383 00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:39,686 hanging' out with a guy, you know? 384 00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,652 Now you hate me. 385 00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:43,157 Carly, come on. 386 00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:44,461 You're like my best friend. 387 00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:46,015 Your best friend that you hate. 388 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:48,861 I am not bad I promise. 389 00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,639 Maybe we'll go get a smoothie later Okay. 390 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:52,612 Okay. 391 00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:55,483 Hey, Sam. 392 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,098 Does your mom drive you on pickup truck? 393 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:58,085 Yeah. 394 00:16:58,153 --> 00:16:59,220 It's on fire. 395 00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:01,756 Shh. reading. 396 00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:07,795 Absolutely not. 397 00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:09,597 But if I hadn't told you, you never would've even known. 398 00:17:09,598 --> 00:17:11,699 I will not allow Freddie to fence. 399 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:12,733 But it's not dangerous. 400 00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:13,501 Ha. 401 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:14,001 Come on. 402 00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:15,970 Freddie needs some guy time. 403 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,472 And he and Spencer get along very great 404 00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:21,709 So I think you should let him-- 405 00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,880 What's going' on? 406 00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:27,481 Nothing. 407 00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:30,918 Go home and check yourself for ticks. 408 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,020 I'm trying to talk your mom into letting you fence. 409 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:33,387 No. 410 00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:34,088 Why not? 411 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,122 I'm really good at it. 412 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,657 Don't you ever say that again? 413 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:37,892 We're going home right now. 414 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:38,492 No. 415 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,328 Fredward Benson. 416 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:46,300 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be allowed to fence. 417 00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:51,455 The fencing' Bensons. 418 00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,195 The fencing' Bensons. 419 00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:54,883 Sit down, Freddie. 420 00:17:57,559 --> 00:18:00,285 I never wanted you to know. 421 00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:01,855 What? 422 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:05,119 Your great grandfather, long before you were born, 423 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:08,722 He led a troop Called the fencing' Bensons. 424 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:12,326 They performed with the tingling brothers Circus. 425 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:15,196 It was him, his brother, and their seven cousins, 426 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:19,283 They were gifted fencers, wildly popular. 427 00:18:19,284 --> 00:18:22,102 The tingling brothers? 428 00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:22,936 Yes. 429 00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:26,540 Your great grandfather was a master at fencing. 430 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,899 But he became obsessed with it. 431 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,904 He forced my my father to fence. 432 00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:33,748 And later, my father made me. 433 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,117 fencing's in our blood, Freddie. 434 00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:44,725 And I never wanted you to become obsessed like our ancestors. 435 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:47,061 Ah, come on. 436 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,262 It's true. 437 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:48,929 Right. 438 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,265 You know, my great grandfather was a magical penguin. 439 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:53,767 His name was Pingo. 440 00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,804 Mom, not letting me fence is bad enough. 441 00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,823 I can't believe you'd make up such an insane lie. 442 00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:03,611 I will not stand here and be called a liar by my own son, 443 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:07,031 Or you, sassy pants. 444 00:19:07,115 --> 00:19:10,918 Mom, you let me fence against Doug Toder tonight 445 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:11,785 Or else-- 446 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:12,785 Or else what. 447 00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:15,665 I'll never make another puzzle with you again. 448 00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:17,847 Freddie 449 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,960 Mean it, mom. 450 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,842 What's in that first aid kit, an ambulance? 451 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,187 Just everything I need in case Freddie gets hurt. 452 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,389 He will be fine. 453 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,216 You better hope so, missy. 454 00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:43,366 Well. 455 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,451 You boys ready? 456 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,352 Yes, sir. 457 00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,044 You're going down, Fredward. 458 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,523 Ready. 459 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,254 Fence. 460 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,935 Point, Benson. 461 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,537 All right, Fredo. 462 00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:06,305 Brilliant, Freddie. 463 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,241 Kick his butt, Freddie. 464 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,109 I can't believe it. 465 00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:10,543 Yeah? 466 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:15,214 Well, believe it punk 467 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:19,885 Ready. Fence. 468 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:20,749 Yeah. Benson. 469 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,743 Insanity. 470 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:28,611 Way to poke his chest, 471 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,328 Freddie. 472 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,331 Poke him again. 473 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,840 One more point Benson wins. 474 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,840 What are you doing, Toder? 475 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,936 You're losing' it, man. 476 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:43,459 Ready. Fence. 477 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:50,565 What? Foul. Come on. 478 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,753 Out of my way. 479 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:58,324 You want a piece of me, Toder? 480 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,931 Hey, help me. 481 00:21:05,983 --> 00:21:06,899 Somebody get her. 482 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:10,169 Yeah? Good luck. 483 00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:14,206 Mom. Mom. 484 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:30,006 Who's the best now, Toder? 485 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,327 Go get him, mom. All right. 486 00:21:38,982 --> 00:21:39,765 So that's him? 487 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:40,566 Yeah. 488 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,101 That's my great granddad. 489 00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:46,305 I always had a feeling you came from circus people. 490 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:46,706 Come on. 491 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,240 Let's go rehearse for iCarly. 492 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:48,908 Let's do it. 493 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:49,442 Wait, wait. 494 00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:50,276 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 495 00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:51,744 Not so fast there, circus boy. 496 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,112 Pay up. 497 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,046 Pay what up? 498 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,481 I won the bet. 499 00:21:55,549 --> 00:21:58,150 I read the "penny treasure" Cover to cover. 500 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:58,851 Yay. Good for Sam. 501 00:21:58,919 --> 00:21:59,618 Let's go rehearse. 502 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,670 Wait. 503 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,755 I don't believe you. 504 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:03,622 Quiz me. 505 00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:04,540 Okay. 506 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,826 Who goes into the cave and what does he find? 507 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:09,628 Jarvis goes into the cave and finds the key to tranquility, 508 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:11,928 Pay up. 509 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,228 You bet the yoozh. 510 00:22:16,303 --> 00:22:17,171 Let's do it, boy. 511 00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:25,531 Give me. 512 00:22:58,562 --> 00:23:00,079 I'll get the mop. 513 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:04,679 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0